i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
biting ur cheek
I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit.
This post makes me want a duck.
I appear to have over 1 million followers on Twitter. Well, blow me down & slice me with hot buttered toast, what a thing. Hello.
I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match
we joke but this is an actual thing
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable